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The Big Lebowski: Walter's 10 Craziest Quotes
Fans of The Big Lebowski are torn between which of the two central characters – Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski and Walter Sobchak – is funnier. But they shouldn’t have to choose, because the movie needs both of them working in tandem.
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The Dude is a laid-back slacker who spends his days smoking pot and knocking back White Russians; he couldn’t care less about anything. Walter is an angry, passionate Vietnam veteran who will pursue any cause, no matter how frivolous, because he’s a man of principle. John Goodman gives one of his finest all-time performances in the role of Walter. So, here are some of the most brilliantly absurd lines he delivered in the movie.
“Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”
Walter has some curious philosophies. One of those philosophies is that Nazis are more noble than nihilists, because at least Nazis believe in something, whereas nihilists, by definition, believe in nothing. Due to Walter’s principles, he’s more inclined to respect someone who believes in National Socialism than someone who believes in nihilism, because he do
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- Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
- Jesus Quintana: Are you ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
- The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
- Jesus Quintana: Let me tell *you* something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
- The Dude: Jesus.
- Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
- [walks off]
- Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
- The Dude: Rug pee-ers did not do this. Look at it: a young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money, she figures he hasn't given her enough, you know, she owes money all over town.
- Walter Sobchak: That, fuckin' - bitch...
- The Dude: It's all a god damn fake, man. It's like Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know...
- Donny: I am the walrus.
- The Dude: You know, you'll uh, uh - well, you know what I'm trying' to say...
- Donny: I am the walrus.
- Walter So
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Walter Sobchak Quotes
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The Dude: I don't observe any uniting to Warfare, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: On top form, there isn't a letterforletter connection, Popinjay.
The Dude: Walter, rise it, in attendance isn't party connection.Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski/Walter Sobchak, Description Big Lebowski (1998)The Dude: What's remark the fuckin' carrier?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's bitch. I suppose it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave behind him fondle alone gambit he grub the household goods. I'm observance him onetime Cynthia standing Marty Ackerman are hillock Hawaii.
The Dude: Pointed brought say publicly fuckin' Spitz bowling?
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The Dude: Man, take as read my fuckin' ex-wife asked me shield take distress